The Spring Cleaning Fantasy: French Maid

Hey, Miss K here. So it’s finally that time of year where it’s a great idea to dust off a few cobwebs and spruce everything up (in more ways than one!), but how about this saucy little idea to revitalise your sex life and your house at the same time!?

Why not take a bit of time out of your busy schedule to do the spring cleaning with the hottest of hot fantasy in mind and dress in your very own french maid costume? I’ve found my favorite costumes and lingerie on the best websites, from the highest quality costume to the cheekiest lingerie set, he’ll be glad you suggested a night in ‘cleaning’.


Ann Summers

Starting off looking at the actual costume sets out there; well, there’s a hell of a lot out there! A good place to start is the Mimi Maid Outfit by Ann Summers (priced £30 in sizes 6 – 20), it’s a very un-fussy version of the french maid but appears very sexy and naughty, and being the type of costume you can wear for fancy dress as well as in the bedroom, this is a really great bargain piece. It’s very obviously high quality and I love the extremely flattering halter-neck sweetheart top and cheeky bum-skimming tulle underskirt. Overall, this is a great, high-quality bargain piece.

The Mimi Maid is available in size 6 - 20

The Mimi Maid is available in size 6 – 20


Cheeky bum-skimming tulle underskirt



If you love that piece, but want a bit a bit more of an authentic French look in your fancy dress, then this Music Legs French Maid Set found on Lovehoney (Priced at £36.99 and available in S/M and M/L) is not only hot but has the frills and feather duster to bring out your inner Parisian. This is an incredibly flattering outfit, with it’s deep scoop neck and the waist-cinching drawstrings and apron, it’s a costume flattering for every size. With this costume is the lace garter, choker and feather duster (great for tickle tease)! I really like the way this one seems to flatter a range of sizes, guaranteed to make you feel sexy and wanting more from your cleaning session!




La Rouge Boutique

If you’re wanting something classy, sexy and extremely high quality, then look no further than Maid In Paris French Maid Costume from La Rouge Boutique (Priced at £44.09 and in sizes 6-8).This amazing set comes with a gorgeous stretchy body suit complete with ruffles, bows and removable suspenders. This is a great way of enhancing your shape and your tease, by having the removable skirt. There’s also a separate choker, head piece, feather duster and separate apron. This piece is a little more in cost than the other two, but for so many luxury items in one and a costume that will keep on giving, the price isn’t really bad at all! I love how flattering the body suit is and how high-quality and separate all the items are, this makes for a really hot yet useful purchase!

Sweet, Sexy and Tasteful

Sweet, Sexy and Tasteful

There's a beautiful retro feel to this costume

There’s a beautiful retro feel to this costume



Ann Summers

OK so I managed to whittle down a few costumes for you, but what if you’re looking for something a bit more naughty? Well I’ve found many different varieties of maid- style lingerie for all different shapes and sizes.

Again starting at Ann Summers, the Sexy PVC Maid outfit will make him all hot and sweaty during your spring clean. This sexy little number comes with PVC headband and garter and now at only £25.00 (in sizes 6-18) you’ll have some cash spare for the Feather Tickler Two Ended Whip, for when he’s been extra naughty. This is an outfit that could be worn for both bedroom and fancy dress and suits a variety of shapes, size and tastes.


Kinky pvc look

Kinky pvc look

Spank or Tickle? You decide!

Spank or Tickle? You decide!


Another oh-so-naughty number from Lovehoney that really stands out is the Exposed Cheap Thrills Fishnet and Lace French Maid Costume (Priced at £22.99, in sized S/M and L/XL). The exposing fishnet and sexy lace trim is so tantalising and this set comes with lace cuffs and choker which can also be used as a garter. The halter- neck top is great for support so that your breasts peek through the fishnet and show off all the areas he’s gagging to touch. I love how naughty this set is and I know Mr A would appreciate seeing a tease of flesh like this really flatteringly shows.


maid6_back maid6_front

 La Rouge Boutique

If you love the barely-there idea but want something a little different, this ultra saucy Dreamgirl Ooh La La set from La Rouge Boutique (Priced at £32.99 in size 18-24) is a mesh halter-dress which makes up a saucy see-though apron and little slip skirt. Also with this is the G-string, neckband and feather duster. I love how the apron acts as kind of a peek-a-boo screen for the whole of the front of your body and the slits in the skirt adds some extra sexiness to your legs, teamed with some high heels and made up to feel your hottest this could make you feel in the mood to really dust off some cobwebs.

Available in size 18 - 24

peek-a-boo screen to get his attention

Priced at £32.99

Simple yet sexy


And Finally, slightly different to the others but just as hot, I really love this Obsessive Servanta French Maid Sexy Lingerie Set from Lovehoney (priced £24.99 and available in one size which fits 8 – 14). This lingerie set is made with sheer polka-dot material, the bra is halter-neck to boost the bosom and flatter the waist-line. The knickers and full high leg briefs with a wide frill band, making your legs long, bum pert and the frill over the hips to show all the right curves. Together with the little sexy headband, and maybe adding a few accessories of your own, this lingerie really adds something special to the bedroom.



So I hope these ideas have helped inspire a hot and sweaty spring clean and a whole lot of fun around the home. Not only has this search made me ACTUALLY spring clean, but it’s really a good way of re-inventing your love life for summer and make him appreciate that gorgeous body you’re been hiding all winter! Enjoy!! I know Mr A did…




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